First and foremost, I do not send out spam in any way, shape, or form. Any spam that you may have received with a clownswilleatyou.com return address did not originate from me, nor did it originate from the people hosting this domain. Examination of the headers of these spams will show that.

Second, I hate spam. For that reason, I will vigorously prosecute any spammer who uses something @clownswilleatyou.com as a return address. If you have received spam of this nature, please forward it, with full headers intact, to spam@clownswilleatyou.com. I will examine the headers, and bitch at the appropriate people.

The one caveat that I must mention is this: the spam won't stop. My bitching may be able to reduce it slightly, but it won't stop, and it probably won't even stop having a return address @clownswilleatyou.com. I can't do a thing about that, and I'm sorry.