The Author before he cut his Hair

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A request from the Author:

Please imagine that there is an excellent website here, full of vivacious wit.

NOW SERVING:

You! Yes, that's right, you. Why? Don't ask questions.

Tina the Troubled Teen

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Please do not make fun of me and please do not laugh. It is not easy to write a poem on the neck of a running giraffe.
--Shel Silverstein, "Where The Sidewalk Ends."

Welcome to my home page. As I am much more of a hardware/unix geek than web monkey, this site (or at least my bit of it) will pretty much be uniformly crappy from a design standpoint. Tough.

This page also doesn't get updated often. For regular updates, consult my LiveJournal.

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"I've got news for the terrorists. I won't be afraid to criticize my country's policies at home and abroad. I won't be afraid to scrutinize the president and other elected officials. Even if it means being branded unpatriotic. Because the minute we give up our right to free speech, they win."
-- Rob Rogers, Pittsburgh Press


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